You wanted to hear about Bob's big award. Well, here it is. This is Mom writing; I am using Bob's log in account because I have temporarily forgotten my password. Here are two pictures from the event. Never mind the fact that the photo looks like it was taken in a common 80s-era Church building. Not so.
Bob, as you know, is a local Los Angeles lawyer. He has a reputation for being tough and unreasonable.
Last weekend, the California Association of Retired School Bus Drivers gave Bob the award for California's Big Shot Lawyer -- He Who is Better Than Everybody Else on the Planet Especially Bill Clinton, or "CBSLHWIBTEEOTPEBC" for short.
Bob was required to give a speach. He credited his wife for helping him become a good spellster. He credited his kids for helping him become broke. He credited his ward for helping him become insane. He credited his sons-in-law for helping him figure out that life is one big rip off and then your daughters move out.
But, most of all, he credited himself for his astonishingly good looks and high intellect, and I tend to agree with him.