Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Uh Oh!

It's looking like the Nuggets' next victim will be the Lakers if they do indeed match up. I feel sad for the Laker fans for drawing the unlucky matchup with Denver and experiencing that foreboding feeling of dread. I'll have you know Lindsay gave me an ultimatum last night: "me or the Nuggets." Well, I'm still thinking.

But, you know, I have decided to reject the Nuggets because of Carmello's drunk driving charge. I mean it, how dopey can he be? As dopey as the rest of the Nuggets. I am rooting for the Lakers!!! Kobe for MVP!!! I hope the Nuggets lose and I am instructing my two little boys to root, root, root for the Lakers.


Also!! I feel that Kobe is the bestest player in the whole wide world and I feel he should be rewarded for his awesomeness. Please excuseth my badd speeling and grmar as I have had a bit too much to drink.


Ryan is kind.

23 comments:

Bob C said...

Is it Nuggets or Dallas?

I heard, correct me if I am wrong, that Nuggets/Dallas are 1 in 6 combined against the Lakers.

Can Carmello drive to the arena to play?

Rob said...

Alright Ryan! Made the right choice there.

Lock up Mello. Dad, Cindy...how can you wear your jerseys now?

If the Lakers win tonight, it is Denver. If they lose, they drop to no. 2 and will face Dallas. BUT if they lose and NO loses to Dallas...then I have no idea what happens.

Carly said...

Carmello's an idiot.

Ryan....have you really crossed over to the dark side? Casey will be so disappointed.

Scott said...

Ryan, finally you are making some sense. All this time I thought maybe Lindsay was out of her mind.

Lindsay said...

Don't believe that last paragraph for a second. After the Jazz, the Lakers are the team Ryan dislikes the most--although I don't know if he'll admit that to any Crockett, including me.

And I already know--Nuggets over me. Looks like I'll be making a trip to CA for the first round.

Melo should form a club with L.L. and Paris Hilton.

debora said...

Well I'm going to believe every word Ryan had to say.
Ryan I knew you would see the light sooner or later. Your life will be so much happier now that you are A TRUE LAKER FAN. YEAH!!

Tadd said...

What the heck;

Ryan said...

Hey, what the? Who hacked into my post?!! That last paragraph was NOT authored by me. I'm afraid I bleed yellow and baby blue through and through, and I'd just be living a lie if I wrote that. He/she didn't even spell Carmelo's name right! Debbie, judging by the comments already made, you are the culprit. How could you?!!

Maybe it was Bob since that's how he spelled Melo's name in his comment. Hmmm...someone needs to fess up. Anyway, yes, Melo is an idiot right now, but I seem to remember a certain superstar who got himself into a little bit more trouble than did Melo here in CO. Can someone remind me who that was?

If Dallas loses to NO and the Nuggets beat Memphis, Denver moves into the seventh spot and plays #2, whoever that will be. So, if L.A. falls to #2, they could still be matched up with the Nuggs. Honestly, given the 0-3 record against the Lakers, I'd rather face the Hornets, but wouldn't you guys rather face Dallas than Denver?

Carly said...

Ha ha...I had a feeling you didn't write that last part.

Bob C....you did it didn't you?!

debora said...

Now Ryan haven't you learned by now that Bob has a particular favorite word-as in "He's an IDIOT, a complete IDIOT!
I know in your secret heart of hearts you admire and respect the Lakers, especially #24. Hahahaha.

Ryan said...

Actually, the word that really gives it away is "dopey." I don't think anyone else except bob c would use that word.

Rob said...

Wow, changing someone's post. That's a big no-no dad. Ranks right up there with the time you plagiarized that article from The Signal.

Lindsay said...

Dad, Dad, Dad--dopey?? I don't think Ryan has ever used that word in his life. Pretty funny, though.

Maybe we need to adjust these admin settings we all have...

KC said...

The Clippers didn't make the playoffs so I will cheer for the Lakers in the playoffs. They are my back up team I guess. As for Melo, the friend's backpack with the pot in the airport, sucker punch at Madison, and now this. Melo=loser joke who can score a lot. He should sell his gold medal to raise money for mothers against drunk driving!

Bob C said...

I am innocent.

Ryan said...

Casey, you used to be so cool.

NateDawg said...

I assume you read binary so why dont you 01110011011010000111010101110100001000000111010001101000011001010010000001100011011100100110000101110000001000000111010101110000001000000000110100001010

debora said...

Things are degenerating.
Bob, maybe you've had a little too much to drink-diet coke that is- at work today.
Ryan, I apologize for my spouse.

Lindsay said...

What the...okay, was that you Nate? I sincerely hope it wasn't Dad. If so, I think you're running too much.

I don't think Ryan is ever going to make a post again since it's been so hijacked! XD

NateDawg said...

I touched nothing.

Rob said...

And Denver it is. Good luck Ryan. Lindsay I really hope you are rooting for the right team this next week.

marlene said...

Must say that us mavs fans are relieved to play New Orleans. "The Cape" and the rest of the team are pretty formidable opponents, and they'll be the first ones to say as much. Here's to the hopes of a Cuban revolution.

Bob C said...

Mavs are hopeless. Get rid of Cuban and you'll do fine. Losers.