Sunday, November 29, 2009

Senior Citizen

It's official. Dad can move into the assisted living center down the street and order discount meals at IHOP. He can also start eating his dinners around 4:30 pm and go to bed at 7 pm.

His walker is being custom made to break down into a small package so that he can fit it into his back pack on long runs.

Congratulations Dad. Happy Birthday!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Names for Christmas

If anybody has issues with this, take it up with me and my response will be: tough noodles
Mom has Owen
Dad has Scott
Lindsay has Tadd
Ryan has Casey
Tucker has Rob
Luke has Cadence
Ruby has Maya
Rob has Kirk
Whitney has Nate
Sean has Cindy
Carly has Ruby
Casey has Kelli
Cadence has Lindsay
Maya has Ryan
Scott has Dad
Kelli has Whitney
Kirk has Sean
Cindy has Tucker
Tadd has Will
Nate has Luke
Owen has Carly
Will has Mom (big shocker!)

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

1992

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Chocolate anyone?


The phone rings at the Crockett home:
Owen answers: "Hello"
Unknown caller:" Do you have a chocolate lab?"
Owen:" Uh, ....no"
Caller:" Umm...okay. Bye"

phone rings again.
Owen: "Hello"
Caller: "Do you have a chocolate lab?"
Owen: "Uh.....no."
Caller: "Are you SURE, because the tag says..661-xxx-xxxx?"
Owen: "Oh....uh, you mean like a dog?"
Caller: "YES, A DOG.

Owen in the car as he was relating this story: " They could at least have said Labrador."

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Somebody remarked: "Are you sure you want to let your smoking hot wife out of the house?"